Saturday, January 31, 2009

Last time

This is about as close to a Burning Bush/Lion King shot as I can get without having a. a burning bush or b. a lion
There are Josh and Adina walking up the path towards our home. Isn't it pretty?
Josh is telling you to wait/hold on (depending on the context)--this is in front of our building. My room is the door on the left that's open.
A pretty flower shot outside my room....
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I promise after this no more two-blogs one-day, aval I feel that I haven't given enough credit to the beauty of the place where I live...

Second time

Who is cuter? Boy or dog? Both probably either have fleas or need a hair cut..
This kid is always smiling; you can tell from this shot I think... I didn't have to work hard to get it, all I had to do was point the camera at him. If my Hebrew was better, I'd ask him why he is always smiling, but I'm not at the point yet where I can host philosophical conversations in Hebrew. Too bad..
Action shot.
He might be smoking his cigarette while playing baseball, but this is only further proof of the cross-cultural melting pot present on my lovely, favourite Kibbutz. Oh, and emo boy. Also, I believe Khen (guy on the left) is looking at me in this foto, but I'm on the clear other end of the field. Any guesses?
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Second weekend and probably last weekend spent on the Kibbutz... I stuck around to meet a friend, but he never showed up. Ah, well. He's back in the army now I suspect, so I won't get a chance to meet him any other time this weekend; they probably had fun at the pub last night.

As did I. However, at a completely different pub about an hour south of where they were, so whoo-ee. It was basically a metal barn with alcohol inside of it... and a bit pricey too. And I was still feeling a bit sickly and not up for the stupidity of picking up stupid males, so even though our group was fun, it wasn't the mood I was in.

Oh! And I made a new friend. Her name is Shiran. Funny how I'm not shy or anything in front of girls, but with guys about, I clam up. Since when did I become a girls girl?

Friday, January 30, 2009

למה?????

למה "אף אחד" תרגום ללא אנשים מתי בדיוק
one nose?
אני לא מבינה זה. בבקשה, מישהו סביר??
טודה
סמי

Why does Af Ehad mean Nobody when it literally translates to One Nose? Can someone explain please?
Thanks
Sami

Thursday, January 29, 2009

Being a Sickly Pear is not on my to-do list

I'm a sick one. I'm also mean. Being sick, however, makes me extra mean, and apparently when I'm on any kind of pain medication recently not only do I feel dizzy and drunk without the drinking, but additionally I enter a state of mind where I feel the need to be honest--and bluntly so-- every time I open my mouth. Ohhhhh man that would have been fun with one of the guys.... I really wanted to slug him across the face and make his chin all nice and shiny... but I was incredibly dizzy and it hurt my head to move and they were all walking to fast... He's lucky. I was feeling mean.

Anyway! Point is I have/had the flu, got my antibiodics this morning. Actually, one of them makes my mouth numb so I can eat food and drink things without my throat hurting. It's really nice. And it has a beautiful burning sensation.

I woke up at the first class period beginning and decided to sleep until the second half, when we were working on spoken Arabic supposedly, because that's also the part I don't know. I ended up at the Marp (camp for nurse) and got my meds and joined for the second half... but after I had my bowl of cereal for lunch I skipped the second class and spent the day in bed. (please don't say 'your mom'; i might punch you in the face)

Aaaaand now it's 3:40 in the morning, and I'm writing a blog instead of going to sleep because I'm so restless. But I'm tiiiiired. Why am I not sleeping??? Being sicky sucks.

Movies on my list-to-watch

BUT must be available on surfthechannel.com (or I wish it to be)....................

88 minutes
Once
Slumdog Millionaire--check!
Annapolis
Life is Beautiful (may have seen it, but worth seeing again)
Kingdom of Heaven
Amelie
The Great Debaters
Lawrence of Arabia
Life of Brian
The Breakdance Kid
School Ties
Scent of a Woman
Dead Poets Society--check!
The History Boys
Wonder Boys
Flashdance--check!

This will continue to be a constantly updated post.

P.S. To keep up-to-date on the drama/gossip/fun stuff:
Y continues to call despite the fact that I ignore his calls, texts, and facebook IMs. I have very little to talk about with T unless Y is around, and then I have quite a bit to say. E (our Kibbutz Director) has a nephew (R) who's interested in my roommate... they shook hands once when we went to check out the gym where he works. She now knows, but they have not had a chance to talk. Too bad. We will work on changing that throughout the week.

Tuesday, January 27, 2009

Axis of Evil Comedy Tour!

Is absolutely hilarious. Go watch on youtube. 

On another side note, I'm tired. Very much. Night. 

Monday, January 26, 2009

I just downed three bowls of cheerios...

With milk... ugh.... I'm going to regret this choice tomorrow...

Feels like permanent shabbaton!

For those Jews out there in reader-land, I have to say: it feels like we are on a permanent shabbaton. When Adina and I are finally called into the other room to join in the sing-song-i-ness of it all, it's "Hinei Ma Tov" of course... I love that song. But it's so Jewish. And the first song we learned was "Shalom Chaverim". Of course. 

I literally could not get out of bed this morning. Adina had to jar me out of my semi-slumber. It was hazardous. I had my first alarm going off at 7:25, and I changed it 7 times before 8:50, when I woke up with 10 minutes to get ready for class.

Lunch!

Got a key to the English library, does not have an enormous amount of practical books for our use, but there are plenty of fiction-readings left by Kibbutzniks over the years. Also got contact solution. Must find out if you are allowed to ride ofnayim (bikes) on the road, but even so it is not quite so safe around here because the main roads are highway 65 and 6. 

On my run tonight I could have sworn the squeaky sounds I heard were from the bats around the Kibbutz. They were pretty cool; I could see something flying in the night, and I'm pretty sure there are no pigeons flying around in the pitch-black of night looking for food.

Aaaah. My back just cracked 150000 times. It sounded disgusting. Yeah, I said so. Love it. 

I can smell the toast from downstairs. It's delicious. But I'm not hungry. 

I was supposed to go see Tal and the big cows today at lunch, but I had to go buy contact solution so I could see. I was sooo happy to be able to see while I ran that I scared my roommate when I ran and hugged her yelling, "I can see! I can see again!"... but it was a great run, so very much worth it. 

Tal has really great reading taste. He's read relatively the same sci-fi books that I have, but in Hebrew.. and I'm going to get some more from the public library! I didn't realize there was one around here, but Israelis love to read so it makes sense. 

I want to go see this: http://www.haaretz.com/hasen/spages/1058766.html

Friday, January 23, 2009

Hod Hasharon--first weekend away


Wonderful time with Nitsan here. Ate roasted pecans with her mom and dad. They made the kitchen smell burnt and delicious for the entire weekend. 
..Then went to three parties. This is a picture from the last one, which kind of exemplifies it all... everyone spoke with everyone and was off in complete different directions, but were all together, and it was wonderful. I only knew a few people there, and I felt more welcome and comfortable than I had in a while. 

Season 8 of Scrubs is magnificent; I love Ted. 

Now I'm back. From outer space. I just walked in to find you here with that sad look upon your face...

Took the 921 from Hod Hasharon to Hadera, and from Hadera I thought I was supposed to take the 63, but it ended its route before I got there... Took the 823 to Afula and got off at the Barkai junction.. I met this really nice pair of brother and sister who had been there to greet me on my entrance onto the bus in Hod Hasharon, and live in Pardes Hanna. They're very sweet. We didn't exchange information, but we talked about how people assume that Americans are snobby and stuck-up, but they've never met a mean one. They were cool. And they told me I should go walking in the orange groves in Pardes Hanna because they are very pretty. Maybe I'll do that next weekend ;)

Thursday, January 22, 2009

סְבִיב חָמֵשׁ שֶׁקֶל

Tomorrow I head to Hod Hasharon in the afternoon; Hebrew until 12:30, and then boom to Hadera and to the bus to go to Nitsanipoo! I have had extremely vague, general discussions with Alon, Sagi and Gal about perhaps seeing them when I'm there... but we'll see. Back Saturday night. Lame.

Pictures to come this weekend; we went on a nice jaunt near the kibbutz for the morning, as our Arabic teacher was sick, and brought along the donkey. Yes, the donkey. I said it. I was a Muhlenberg Mule leading a donkey. Laugh all you want. Mwa-ha-ha.

I saw a top ten list recently and remembered I love writing lists. So, top ten reasons I wanted to come to Israel this semester on this program:

1. I like to travel. Israel is a foreign country, a kibbutz is a foreign country--simple as that.

2. I feel more at home in Israel, even when I am constantly uprooted and moved around and caught in the middle of conflict, than I do any other place in the world.

3. Being off-balance is an incredible feeling, especially when you are constantly being questioned about everything you believe by every person you meet. That is a bit of an exaggeration, but only slightly.. Israelis, I love you all, but there are very few limitations on what an Israeli will say, very little formality. It is a welcoming, open place.

4. Over the summer I was living in Jerusalem working at the UJC for the GA and I met a girl who was working there and also was in tour guide school. I thought it was the coolest thing--and I still think it is pretty neat to be a tour guide. She suggested I look into other programs, especially with MASA, because they give you funding and other fun goodies. So I did, and this program really appealed to me because it would give me Hebrew AND Arabic, as well as a chance to do some sniffing around. Educationally sound, a famous institute, and unique. That was important for me.

5. When I first came to Israel, I saw the Arabic writing on the street signs in addition to the English and the Hebrew. Everyone thought I was crazy, but I thought it was an extremely beautiful written language. Actually, I thought for a while that it was like super-spy language, and it was the super-spy organization's secret code. But, I started learning it at first opportunity freshmen year, and my interest in it rose and sank intermittedly. I took it again when it was offered last semester, and I was very disappointed that I didn't get much more than I had already achieved... boring. Although I did get some good tasty yummies. But anyway, now I'm here, and already I know more in one class of spoken Arabic than I took in two semesters. Kick ass.

6. I know I have been to Israel an excessive amount of times, but I think it would be fun to spend six months and a country studying what it is best known for-- six months in France learning about wines and working at a vineyard, six months in Australia learning how to surf-- etc, etc, you get the point. So here I am in Israel, learning Arabic, Hebrew, middle eastern history, jewish studies, minority studies, and volunteering in Arabic neighborhoods. In my opinion only, the Israelis do education the best, especially if I want to learn Hebrew ;p sorry Muhlenberg. And living on a Kibbutz, I get to have the experience of living on a farm (even if I'm not working every day, and only really when I feel the mood take me) and gaining a better understanding of communal living.

7. This is the last time my friends are all going to be in the same place. And this doesn't count for you Americans--I grew up with you. Deal. The Israelis I have met and loved and found friendship with are getting out of the army now, and I will stand with my firm belief that they will all travel the world and do great things, so this is my time for them.

8. It is really, really ridiculously gorgeous here. The cat that has adopted us is curled up at the foot of my bed, the door is open and the sun is shining in and I can hear birds chirping from the moment I wake up in the morning. It's beautiful.

9. It is completely unaffiliated with Muhlenberg College. Maybe I will get credit when I get back, maybe I won't. I took a leave of absence for this semester and perhaps when I come back fluent in two more languages than I spoke when I left, they'll accept that I'm amazing. I couldn't wait to leave first semester.. I love my friends, but I was feeling antsy and confined. I'm glad to have left.

10. And on the only unoptomistic note of this list, I have heard whispering in the shadows that Israel won't be around forever. I could NEVER EVER believe this because it is just not in me to contend with the possibility, but I wanted to be here while I still can.

That is all.

Wednesday, January 21, 2009

Today (ARARA)

Today was great. In the morning we had Minority Discussion with David, the director. He is not only a wonderful, rambling person, but he always has an interesting story that can touch a point home for everyone, or some ridiculous joke to catch us off guard. Plus, he has one of the largest stores of randomcrap information on any subject than anyone I know, and a completely unique way of looking at the everyday occurrences neither I, nor anyone else caught in the discussions we have every day, would see. 

I haven't said too much about my program, have I? I really like the way I phrased it to a friend, so I am going to copy it here:
"I'm basically in israel for 5 months to talk about uncomfortable subjects and learn the languages of two people who can't stand and love each other and have much more in common than either one is aware."

Of course that is neither the basis nor the extent of the program, but that gives a vague idea about it, perhaps. I am learning Hebrew for half the semester every other day, and Arabic the entire semester every other day... But I believe when the Hebrew is over, the Arabic will be taking that time slot. Additionally, I have Jewish Identity, Jewish History (linked with MASA, must have pro-Zionist qualities thrust down the throat), Minority Studies, and Middle East History--kind of a catch-all for whatever is not taught in the other class. Additionally, once a week we volunteer in towns like we did today in Arara, and on the weekends I can travel around Israel exploring on my own terms. 

On to Arara... it was a beautiful, beautiful town, where basically every single building is illegally built, but the Israeli government doesn't want to create a huge issue out of this small problem, so any new building is basically ignored.. They apply for building permits of course, but are rejected as frequent as Israelis. Ironically enough, Israelis are commonly forced about, and if it wasn't for not wanting to squabble over seemingly insignificant issues, the Arab population would have a much more difficult time of it.

So anyway back to the day... 
We went to a small turn-off, bought some plants like nana (mint) and other scented stuff to add the teas, and went to eat lunch at this amaaaazing place in Arara. Well, actually, we decided that the hummus was better the day before, but the pita was light, fluffy and absolutely delicious. And they had turkey shwarma, so I mixed the shwarma with the pita and ate grease for lunch =P. 

Afterwards, we went to David's friends house, were served Arabic tea by this man who is the most atypical Arab man you'll ever met, if you like to stereotype. He hates the customs, he hates doing things by the book, and he keeps a bottle of whiskey around not because he likes to drink, but to make a point. He's quite out there as far as irregular goes, but I hope to get to know him better and prove this nay or yay in the coming months. 

Walked to the school, sat in a circle with a bunch of boys 15-17 years of age, and blushed BRIGHT red when asked if I had a boyfriend. Of course they ask me, I'm the only one who hates to answer that question. It's like having a Jewish mother, jeez....

Made a wonderful new friend back on the Kibbutz, Judith; she introduced me to a girl who rides horses and is pretty sick in the awesome sense, and we talked boys and life and it was great to finally make a friend I can relax around. Relief!!

Tuesday, January 20, 2009

Tuesday of nada but okay

What I would like to replace this text with is:

1. A response from Avril once I get an e-mail reply back from the question I asked.

2. A brief description of mepeace.org, and what are (are not) the benefits of such a site.

3. Our housekeepers (yes, we're spoiled once a week) asked if I'm from Russia. It was a treat! Nobody ever asks about my heritage; but this is mainly because I don't know farther than my great-grandparents, and even for those 8 people, I haven't a great deal of information. Although I am Ukranian by blood, I guess. Apparently my great-uncle ran a speakeasy? [This is it. No replacements on this section.]

4. Royal Assassin, by Robin Hobb; great book. I enjoyed the way this series takes on the fantasy/sci-fi genre through the inclusion of magic by way of psychic powers, telepathy, and doesn't stick with the norm of wizards and wand-waving. Not that I don't love Harry Potter... but it's refreshing, and Hobb manages to create a genuine tragic character. You will fall in love with him by the end of the book, but he is continuously forced into these horrible situations again and again. You think he is finally going to get a break, but no; the world falls around him, the rug is pulled out from underneath him, and yet he still manages to forge this character of self filled with goodness and righteousness and an unparallelable (I know it's not a word--thanks google) sense of duty and loyalty. He grows into a young man that a mother can be proud of, despite his lack of either parents. 

As an assassin and a bastard child of the dead son of the king, here is an example of why I loved this book: "You should avoid physical struggles, FitzChivalry. You always seem to get hurt in them." --The King-in-waiting (king to be) to the main character. 

I haven't read the third book in the series yet, but if its anything like other fantasy/sci-fi books of the same quality, it'll be great until the very end when it must be tied together and I will be left wanting more. So sad. 

5. I've also just bought Dexter in the Dark, which I mistook for Darkly Dreaming Dexter. It's okay, I don't mind, but I would have preferred to read the first book.... first. 

6. I like ducks. 

I have to say, Michelle Obama is stunning

Random questions...answered. 
As we only have access to FOX News on our TV in the kitchen, I'm listening to the questions that come up..and answering them here. 

1. Who said, "Politics is just hollywood for ugly people"
-Possibly: George Galloway, Paul Begala


3. How many bathrooms are in there?
The answer is 34, according to William Seale, a historian who has written about the White House.

4. Wouldn't it be great if the president-elect got lost on the way to the inauguration?

5. I think this is my favourite thing ever:

Dear President Obama,

Here is a list of the first 10 things you should do as President:

1. Fly to the White House in a helicopter.
2. Walk in.
3. Wipe feet.
4. Walk to the Oval Office.
5. Sit down in a chair.
6. Put hand sanitizer on hands.
7. Enjoy moment.
8. Get up.
9. Get in car.
10. Go to the dog pound.

Please enjoy your experience as President.

Sincerely,
Chandler Brown, Age 12, Chicago.

6. Funny thing Obama said:

"I’m here tonight to say a few words about an American hero I have come to know very well and admire very much — Sen. John McCain. And then, according to the rules agreed to by both parties, John will have approximately 30 seconds to make a rebuttal."

7.Gates to the Inaugural Ceremony open at 8 a.m. EST. The inaugural festivities are scheduled to start at 10 a.m. EST on the West Front of the U.S. Capitol. They will include:

  • Musical selections of The United States Marine Band, followed by the San Francisco Boys Chorus and the San Francisco Girls Chorus.
  • Sen. Dianne Feinstein provides call to order and welcoming remarks.
  • Invocation by the Rev. Rick Warren.
  • Musical selection of Aretha Franklin.
  • Joe Biden will be sworn into office by Supreme Court Justice John Paul Stevens.
  • Musical selection of John Williams, composer/arranger with Itzhak Perlman, (violin), Yo-Yo Ma (cello), Gabriela Montero (piano) and Anthony McGill (clarinet).
  • Barack Obama will take the Oath of Office, using President Lincoln’s Inaugural Bible, administered by Chief Justice John Roberts. Scheduled around noon.
  • Obama gives the inaugural address.
  • Poem by Elizabeth Alexander.
  • Benediction by Rev. Joseph E. Lowery.
  • The National Anthem by The United States Navy Band “Sea Chanters.”

After Obama gives inaugural address, he will escort outgoing PresidentGeorge W. Bush to a departure ceremony before attending a luncheon in the Capitol’s Statuary Hall.

The 56th Inaugural Parade will then make its way down Pennsylvania Avenue from the Capitol to the White House.

8. Facebook statuses of my friends:

Bush.... eventually people will recognize your accomplishments.

Is what a week, eagles lose, and barrack hussein obama is really going to become our president...

is "Rosa sat, so Martin could walk, so Barak could run, so the children can fly" about to watch the Inauguration with my first graders...

is like Sam Jones: I don't believe in the Republican Party or the Democratic Party... I just believe in parties. (SATC).

jill biden is wearing asskicking boots to the inauguration!!

will be glued to CNN while trying to open the yoga studio this morning.


can't wait to be a pawn in the government game. Let's hear it for socialized everything and taxes up the ass!

hopes Barack Obama isn't shot at the inauguration, that'd SUCK.

is BARACK OBAMMMAAA!!! CHANNGEEE!!

is at an inaguration work party.

Back to school and excited for the inauguration.

hopes y'all got your presents and planned your parties for Obama Day!

is wishing i could watch all the inauguration coverage but alas... class.

is so ready for bush to be gone...

is OBAMA.

can't wait to see the Koran that Barack HUSSEIN Obama swears on.

is watching her room mates make truffles. They're being called Barak Balls. Happy Inauguration Day everyone!

WE IN THE WHITE HOUSE NOW, BABY! OBAMA: what is your BBPIN?!

is ready for the first day of a new semester, and more importantly, a new presidency.

is waking up... wait... is there something special about today? hmm.

is rockin' out with his Barack Out.

is ready to watch history. Yay Obama!!!is thinking how great it is to be American today.

is having the best day in eight years. Happy Inauguration, Obama!

is Happy Obama Day!!!

is excited for this inauguration. =) "It's Obama time!"

is good bye Bush!

has class during the inaguration, so not fair!

is standing in line for the inauguration.

is today is one of, if not the most momentous day in our lives.

is glad to see history...

is very ready for a new president.

is inauguration on ben yehuda.

is going to inauguration!!!!!!!

is happy inauguration day!

London is having Obamarama.

is celebrating the end of the Bush era by watching the inauguration today!

9. Hillary looks amazing and ready to rule. Bill: Not so happy. 

10. Link to Obama's Inaugural address:

http://features.csmonitor.com/politics/2009/01/20/official-text-of-president-barack-obamas-inaugural-address/

Monday, January 19, 2009

So, turns out it is difficult to post picures post-posting

The perfect caption for this was what he actually said: "We are going up there". This is halfway through our hike up to Ben-Gurion's gravesite. There was a beautiful cave-like hollow near the entrance where the Bedouin and the nomadic people used to store water during the rainy seasons, and cover them up so that only the people who knew of the storage facilities could use them. The Bedouin people are amazing trackers, and this is one of their notsowell known keys to their striving livelihood. Of course it is different now with plumbing, etc., but... it was fascinating to see. Unfortunately, I wasn't in a picture and I didn't take one with my own camera, so you will have to come and see for yourself. 
Climbing up this mountain... The level of the hill looked liked the average between this "/ "and this "|", if you can imagine. So the moment you stop running straight up the hill, or psyche yourself out because you start to think about how to get down... this happens:
You sit down and ponder the existence of the meaningless specks, such as the one taking this picture. 


Maybe on a nice rock....
JNF, or KAKAL as it is referred to in Israel, was the host of my trip. Part of KAKAL's huge legacy is the tree project; for Bar or Bat Mitzvah's, weddings, etc., it has been a well-known American Jewish tradition to give the recipient a certificate that acknowledges the gifter had sponsored a tree in their name. Because of the hugely popular nature of this endeavor as well as other efforts, Israel has become the incredibly green, thriving place it is today. 

However, Israel still exists in a desert, and because of this it is important to make sure there are no forest fires that burn these incredible places down. We were there on that day to trim trees and clean up the area. It does not seem like a real meaningful effort necessarily, but I think it made it that much more fun. The trees grow relatively quickly, and when the branches are in danger of touching the ground or touching it, there is 100% more of a chance that there will be a fire. By the way, these are also areas used by families for picnics, or groups for New Years celebrations...
Nitsan and I got the idea stuck in our heads that we wanted to donate blood. So we did. Successfully. Well, I managed to. Nitsan's was not as fortunate as I. But check out the passport, man! Tel Aviv Magen David hospital's the shit. The good kind. 

A few beautiful people. I was petting their chins. I don't believe they minded that much at all. Who wouldn't want me to scratch their (non-existent, in some cases) beard? This was Dani's I'MNOLONGERASOLDIERWEEEEEEEE party. It was quite the party if I do say so. 
I got overjoyed at seeing Ofer, handsomestest guy in the world..... and he let me sleep with Tigger!!


So we were doing our part to help out at this beautiful Jerusalem park area that people have been treating as their personal trash dump the past decade or so... We were lending our strength and will to be dirty. All in good fun! Check out me. I was hoeing. Heee. Totally all based upon my manly strength, too. 
Oh, and planting a tree. Can you see it? It is that little itty-bitty thing on the left sticking out of the straw. 
Outside of Yerucham was this farm run by a single man; he has four daughters, but they have all moved out of Israel except for one, who stays home out of illness. Our personal do-gooder had met him, started helping him out, and then moved on to the farm to help out full time, so again we were lending our expertise. Although, our Yemenite bus driver was the one who finally taught us how to do this right. After all, we were just a bunch of American kids; not one of us grew up knowing how to till a field, or had to do so in order to partake in the Zionist dream. It was quite an experience to be yelled at by this Yemenite man in Hebrew; even the most innocent things he said came out as being yelled, or argued. His most important rule though: Don't get the mud on the bus!!

Little me, hard at work. Why am I always hoeing? This hoeing thing, it ain't hard for me. 

I am, incidentally, an expert at throwing monkey poo.
Ah! It is so nice and insolated. It actually gets unbelievably cold in the desert during the months at night...


Our own personal stylings.....












People suck

I think there is something in my personality that make people really, truly dislike me. Or maybe I just can't take a joke. Either way, I hate Americans, and there are some people from other countries I don't like. Maybe I am ridiculously bored with the amount of education I'm currently receiving (zero) because I am ahead of everybody else on language, but behind on being "socially acceptable". I really don't like groups of people. Especially when they suck. 
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Sorry about that bit. Just having a tad of a bad day. Plus, I hate eating when I'm not hungry and because we have such a scheduled, set day every single day, there is not much room for flexibility unless I want to go out on my own. Which I think might develop soon... I am working on it. We have lunch at 1, dinner at 7, and breakfast when we wake up in the morning. I don't eat breakfast. I don't do enough during the day to work up an appetite for dinner. And I want to be busy. I'm booooored. I'm avoiding reading my book because it is going to be over soon. 

Also, boys who are not entertaining once you have them are no good. I prefer puppies and cows. Bike riding, though, I'll take any day.  

Wednesday, January 14, 2009

Ofer to Tel Aviv-->Jerusalem + Hineni!

I guess it's been a while since I updated-- when I went to put up the title, I started with Hineni (here I am! Biblical style) and began working backwards.... so here it goes....

Took the last train from Ashdod in the evening on Monday, got off at Tel Aviv HaShalom and explored the book store at the mall until the book store closed, then sat at the coffee shop that wouldn't give me tea because it closed-- but they let me sit at the tables and read. When it seemed I was the second to last person to leave, I walked downstairs to the SuperSol (<3) and bought a bottle of peach water, sheets for my soon-to-be bed, and 2 fluffy towels. I got kids sheets, too. I'll post a pic later...

Ofer picked me up around the corner, dropped his friend off, and went back to his apartment. We watched How High (what a weird yet hilarious movie) and I cuddled with Tigger.

In the morning, took a bus into Tel Aviv to meet Manda. Tons of confusion, ended up back at the mall I was at the day before (Asrieli center) instead of Arlosorov; she met me there, we took the bus the wrong way, and were back at TACB yet again. This time we took the 4, dropped off our stuff at the very tricky hostel whose name escapes me at the moment, had a delicious falafel lunch, and walked along the Carmel market, the artists street (on Tuesdays!), and Sheinkin street. Pictures to come... I promise... my computer's still locked in David's office....

Ended the day with a walk to the beach; stayed until a little bit before sundown, so we got to watch the sunset on the beach. There was an old French man on a bicycle who made aliyah many years ago that said if we were looking for a place to stay he has a hostel for very cheap price. I asked him why he was riding on his bicycle, letting people know about it as his form of advertising. His reply: I am French. (Imagine: He speaks very little English and is fluent in French, Russian and probably five other languages; I speak a little Hebrew.... This is the currency of our conversation)

While on the beach I did manage to take some pictures of some Israeli-mafioso types with the dark sunglasses and beers scattered on the table, as well as some beautiful pictures of the beach. I was scanning with my zoom to find some interesting people-shots when I came across this marvelous phenomenon: a disc in the air! I snapped some shots of the entertainers with the sun behind them, so they've got really neat silouette-effect going on, and then walked close to them in the water... A puppy ran up to me that was too adorable for me not to show my affection, and when I walked it back to the owners, one of the guys with the frisbee asked if it was my dog. I said, "I wish" and he said "Oh, but you looked so natural with the guy". (PS THIS MAKES ME WANT A DOG EVEN MORE!!!!!)

We started tossing a little bit, and he told me there group doesn't play ultimate frisbee (it's hard! it's not fun! we have real fun) they fool around and catch and throw but you do whatever you want with it-- catching behind the back, under the leg, underhand... we talked about the chicken-wing, the thumber; and he taught me how to throw a hammer. He also said he invented the Dragonfly catch, but when I tried googling it, it didn't show... probably something known more to the Israeli frisbee community. I'll look into it more at some point..

Picked up our stuff from the hostel, cut back to the Central Bus Station, back to Jerusalem, and back to the Yeshiva... Dropped stuff off at the DavidBenjaminHillary hotel and off to din-ah, drinks and nargila. Jerusalem Mixed Grill=hearts, livers, spleen, etc.; Gella is a fan.

Attempted to watch Princess Bride b'ivrit, except Manda fell asleep 30 seconds into the deal and I wasn't too much better. However, I got to cuddle with Paco and the Greek one, so it was great.

Thought I would have the day free on Wednesday to do more nonsense like going to the Golan or Ein Gedi; nope, nope, that was not to be. For as I found out in my phone calls on our adventure to pick up pants at Pardes, I was supposed to be at the Kibbutz on Wednesday, not Friday as I'd assumed. So, picked up my shit, and began my 4 hour voyage to the center of my next five months: Kibbutz Barkai.

The train to Haifa which I would normally take as it stops at Binyamina, a very convenient station, had the tracks undergoing repairs, so I had a horrible time trying to figure out my buses. From Central Bus of Jeru I went to Ra'anana, where I found there wasn't a direct to Pardes Hanna (Pardasiyya, yes, but not Pardes Hanna), and followed a lady to Hadera, and from there to Pardes Hanna. She was very sweet; I was kind of lucky she was there to guide me, because she normally takes the train...

Once in Pardes Hanna, got off at the 5th and last stop and walked to find a place to sit and wait. China Bar was the place I ended up at, and I had delicious soup and read my book... I am very proud to say I ordered everything in Hebrew too.

Efrat picked me up, I met the gang, we went to David's house and then a bar for dinner. Everything was delicious, the people are wonderful; we had an introduction and a class today, and I couldn't be more excited about it.

However, they are waiting for me for dinner downstairs right now, so I must be you ado.
Tata.

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Okay, back from dinner. For Julia and organisation's sake, I'm going to attempt to keep one day together, and I've got a few hours yet before this one hits the end.

Dinner was pretty amazing. Not actually as a matter of creative food items only heard of in the middle east, blah-di-blah, but how we all chipped in to make it happen.

There are five people in my program; genius-girl dropped out. Remind me to tell the story sometime, but I won't post it here. However, 1-on-1 details will be permitted to be indulged. It's quite hilarious.

So, back to the program. David is the Deerector, Efrat is the mama bear, Adena's my roomie, Rachel's the other girl, and the two guys are Josh and Mark, from the UK. They're all incredibly enthusiastic about this program and I love sitting around and listening to the stories they have to tell. Adena and I have formed a decent bond over shared small-Jewish-world history and similar general pasts. Rachel is a ridiculous conflict-photographer who has all the wartime stories you could ever want.

You'll get more of a great update as the semester continues....

Monday, January 12, 2009

איפה למורייייייי

"Afo lamorie???????????????????????"
If I haven't learned what the lamorie is by now, I must be an idiot. What I don't know is how to spell it... It is literally all I hear out of my little cousin's mouth (there are pictures of her in my latest fb album, btw). She is adorable as any child; did I mention we spent this morning watching kids shows in Hebrew together? She knows the words "good" and "English", so it is good practice for me.
=D
Lamore=lemur
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Additionally, all I've done is Ashdod is eat and sleep and play rummy.
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I now have the hiccups. Make them go away.
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Don't know if this qualifies as Monday night because it's 12:30 in the morning. I'm at Ofer's now. Yay! All safe and sound, no worries. I sat at the mall in the coffee shop and read my book-- a guy called me darling, and another said "pardon". It was cute. Oh, and I bought sheets and towels at SuperSal. Funfun.

For Julia

Vote (and why):
1. Is it preferable to have a bunch of scattered thoughts in one entry to keep consistent on when they occured, or separate entries on the same day to show separation??

2. Where should I go next?? (this question will come up again, don't worry) (also, must be in Israel. and not gaza)

3. If I do end up taking a form of martial arts, there are many inside of Hadera, which is a 10/15 minute bus ride away. Krav Maga? Ma od? (What else?)

Sunday, January 11, 2009

Ashdod

It is Monday today... I think... the days are flowing together more than I would like, but at least now I have a camera. Pictures will be uploaded once I get back to my kibbutz--I wanted to travel light, so I have enough close for a few days, my teeth-kit, and the camera. Yay.

So, I have missed two major smile moments while I was at Nitzan's place:

Saturday we went to yad2.co.il (i think that's the site? yad=hand, 2=2, so secondhand... cute, eh?) and we checked and then refreshed the page and there was this... camera! 900 shek, really really nice, and they lived 20 minutes away! It was shabbos, but we called and went anyway, and it was beautiful. It kind of looked like a drug deal going down. The kid looked 5 years old (more like 15, but young...), but it was fully functional, basically brand new. Very nice indeed. Ps bought with my own money.

From there, we continued on our shabbat adventure to Aboulafiyah in Yafo of Tel Aviv. I love Aboulafiyah, let me tell you now. They have very delicious food, some of the best I have had, so you can be assured I took a thousand pictures of everything we ate. Actually, we ate at the place called Aboulafiyah across the street from the place I know as Aboulafiyah, but it was all delicious--just more of a meal quality than a dessert-like quality.

We watched 3 episodes of 24 (I am now addicted...oyy....) and The Curious Case of Benjamin Button. My vote: watch it. Good movie!

Yesterday (Sunday) we woke up early, packed up all my stuff, and took off for the Magen David blood donation center. Nitzan had her three yellow cards, I had my one card, but I passed! Unfortunately, Nitzan did not have high enough iron, so it was up to me to be weak and feable. I got free coffee... ;)

Out to the train station, up to Binyamina on the express to Haifa, where Deerector picked me up. He shall now be called Deerector for the duration of this blog. He's way too cool. And hilarious. And speaks about 5 different languages.

One of the girls showed up while I was there; she's 17 and speaks 8/9 different languages. She is going to get another two under her belt while she is here... whoa. However, she is not stuck up at all and I believe she really loves to learn. And she loves books. Basically like a Julia, except she's a young(er) genius. I think (hope) we'll really like each other. She's pretty cool.

Spent the afternoon chilling with the Deerector and the girl and her dad, then took the train from Herziliya down to Ashdod.

And here I am! Watching Israeli kids tv shows with the smaller of my cousins. I love being with the fam... but I think I'm going to head up later today or early tomorrow. Who knows....

Friday, January 9, 2009

From Or Yehuda to Pardisiyya (oops!) to Hod Hasharon

Hiiiii I'm here in Hod Hasharon with Nitsan (yay!) after a long day of adventuring (read: getting lost). 

Last night we celebrating Dani getting out of the army after a long two years with many chips and potato chips and poker chips and soda and juice and blankets and good people. The most important part. OH, and music. It was fun. (LOVE FOR OFER!!!)

Slept at Idan's on the sofa in Ramat Gan; actually was a very good night's sleep, better than lately. Aaaand woke up to talk with Adi about her lovely book collection. She has the best sci-fi taste everrrrrr. And used to flamenco dance. So cool.

Then went to Orange store--I have a number!! It's on facebook. Haha. Ha. It was busy and I was lugging a suitcase and being ungraceful, so whatever. 

Note to self: Yesh lo /= Ain lo (Nitsan gets it)

Took the bus then the other bus then went waaaaay too far to Pardisiyya. Incidentally, went by the area that JNF dropped us off at for lunch on the last day. MMMMm good falafel there. Ordered food at McDonalds, but didn't feel like such a tool because I did it in Hebrew. Sort of. 

Then Nitsan and ha'imma shelach swooped in and saved me. It's really pretty out here. I love this country. Weeee insert patriotic theme song here.

Also, apparently we both like intellectual smart boys. SO watch out.

+D

Thursday, January 8, 2009

So in case you haven't been following....

I have been posting all these "Day 1" "Day 6" things on one day... today... because I have internet access PLUS I remember to do it... all the notes besides this one were written over the past two weeks, starting on the 28th when I flew to Israel!

Currently I am located in Or Yehuda-- I took the 21 bus from the CY to the Jerusalem central bus station, that one to Tel Aviv central bus station, made a friend, tried to call using the pay phones (it's fucking impossible) and met up with Dani. Yay! Finished Dr. Horrible's Sing-Along Blog (so sad) and now are watching stupid Amanda Bynes and her addicting girly self.

Signing off.
סמי
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Breaking news.
I have discovered the meaning of P.S. It means Post Script.
P.S. I have now edited the previous entries from my Kakal-JNF trip to be in a somewhat more reasonable order. Thank you, thank you very much.

Combining all of them together almost--happy now??

We have arrived! (day 1/2 of iron skillet or whatever)


What an incredible start to 6 months in Israel. I’ll backtrack in a moment, but I have just stepped out of the shower and dressed, so it will take me a few. I left for JFK around 1:30, arrived about 2:15, and around 6 we boarded the plane to Zurich. 7 hours and 50 minutes later, we landed at our destination and got out of gate 26 to walk through Zurich’s security to gate 42. Destination: Tel Aviv. So, that about 8 hours plus 4 hours plus 2 hours at checking out and getting on the bus, two hours travel time… Total of 16 hours travel time. Nasty, right?


You would assume my first inclination would be a shower but, after allowing everyone else to go before myself, I realized that there was time left for a run! There I am, under the stars of Israel, on the streets of the back-country, running down the only main street in this small town of Yeruchad, considered by some to be the boonies of Israel. The trashcans look like the top of a tank thrust off its wheels onto the ground, minus the pointy nose. The streets are not littered, per se, but when I ran down the side streets and got discombobulated about where I was, everything seemed a little darker and shadier. There were these four religious boys, about the age of four years old, climbing onto this small compartment on the side, hoisting each other up and all fitting onto this one piece of architecture that served as their playground.


It was great to feel the ground under my feet, breathe in the air. I had such a hard time believing I was in Israel, and I still do. It feels like I’m going back in a week, not in 6 months at all. Hopefully this will help me connect myself. I’ve been feeling my sea legs since we landed. I ran, I ate, and yes… I showered. I’ll find my legs soon enough.

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Sometimes I can’t believe how stupid people are. We are here to improve their township, to make it a better, less trashy place to be—and they choose a playground as their drinking spot? It’s only 9 o’clock. There are still kids out. What, we’re these golden gods that can do whatever we want at night, and by day we paint walls to make everything better? This mentality kills me, and my understanding of this is no doubt prompted by the guy I met on the bus on the way to Talpiyot mall this summer… but I really can’t stand it sometimes. I had my run, that was my fun, and it is not so superficially important to me to be able to say no, to believe in what I believe in and follow those principles, or at least chosen actions. Oh, and of course when I stick my head in the hallway to see if there is anybody who has chosen a different ground, the result is zero. Well, one girl in a bath towel, one girl in pj’s, and both getting ready to go out.


At least I know that when someone asks me tomorrow why I did not go out, I can comprehend that my reasoning is partially on principle, partially because the society is contemptible. The society of it, not the individuals… We really do have a responsibility towards this country and these people.


Plus I still have my sea legs.

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Played texas hold ‘em and spoons with this kid from the kibbutz, Benjamin. He was real funny in his mannerisms, but he kept eating the spoons that we were using as poker chips.

Day 2 of JNF/Kakal program/Cast Iron or whatever we're calling it these days


Today we woke up and went to breakfast; I took my time and got there with three minutes to spare for eating. It was plenty for me. I don’t like to waste good time on food. So many better things to do. Plus eating too much food makes me groggy and takes off that edge of staying ahead of everyone else. (Might be better to pretend I’m drunk tonight and drink… nothing at all)


Practiced my Hebrew to a credible degree today; Hatool is a cat, hatoolim are cats; this is critical in Israel because between my run last night when the cat dropped down in front of me and the cats scattered today, there is an overrun of hatoolim in Israel. A few of us put our paint brushes down today and were video taping the hatoolim howling at each other… They wer yelling at each other with their noses touching, screeching demands that the other cat move, not backing down an inch until the other one moved, and then moving into the territory. They never budged from their spots until a woman came out and yelled at them to shoo. I think I want to have a kitty. I might buy a cat bowl for use when I’m at Kibbutz Barkei, perhaps.

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I didn’t realize how tired I was until just now. I wish I had voted on naptime.

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I sat with Ryan at the Jewish Journey activity; he described the different categories that progressed him to where he is today. I made an alphabet, and decided that as somebody’s name floated to the foregrounds of my mind I would write it down. A few individuals came and talked to us as a group about why they chose to make the move to Yerucham following the army. What they had in common was they spent a year in service, working and building communities and buildings, shaping young minds and such.


Yoni only had a half an hour to talk, but I think he has laid out some foundations that will effect my fundamental thought-line for a while; people come and they are in Yerucham to help out and that is great and wonderful and all--but then they leave; because their military service is over, or (like us) they are only there for a short part of life, and move on to the next people in need. What kind of life is that for the people who are told they're not good enough to stay around? What does that do to a persons psyche? The Brain Drain phenomenon--the curse of the world's intellect.


I don't think this will change my life goal of moving every two years until I am 40-ish, but it definitely hands me food for thought. (Excuse the cliche, por favor)

Day 3 of Iron Lead

[Note: I am officially changing people's names to letters unless they are good friends/give me their permission; apologies if it gets confusing and hard to follow. I shall try to make it manageable]

New Years Eve.

Finished our paintings on the bomb shelter, fell in love with two puppies. Y is trying to find them a home, and I’m going to ask at the Kibbutz if there is a policy in relation to this…

There was an argument over at the brushes, and people weren’t helping to clean them off. I was chatting with Y. I could be considered a guilty party by wide collaboration.

Met this Y today, a very sweet girl from a town up north. She has a dog, but they found two brothers in a trash bin, and have adopted them until they can find them a home. I may be taking a bus to Beer Sheva back here so I can take them to Kibbutz Barkei. It’s about time that the challenges and changes that happen in life occur because I want them to, not because they are forced upon me. Also can be read as: Time to take charge of my life. But that’s a bit cliché.

When we were at Ben Gurion’s grave after the hour-long walk on this path-thing, we saw ibixes and Israeli soldiers. Both were like children at the zoo, it was very cute; the ibixes because they are so used to humans being around them, the soldiers because they all jumped into the picture once they saw "the Americans" wanted a picture with the soldiers.

There are eight members of this one species of leopard left in the Negev. They are all tagged, but they are probably the last generation because they are not reproducing. A while back, the cat and dog population in a town like Yerucham started to go down, and one night a man woke up in his house to find the leopard there. He grabbed it under his arm and called the proper authorities. The thing is, the leopard was skin and bones and because it was so weak it could not chase down its natural prey, the ibix. They fed it, nursed it back to health, and let it go back out.

There is Israel the people, and there is Israel the land. The Negev is the land. --Someone in the group said that

In the Negev is where the state of Israel will be challenged. --Ben Gurion said that

בנגב ייבחן העם בישראל

--In Hebrew

I really love the desert down here. I could see myself living here if there were less religious prominent in every aspect of life. I wonder if I could convince the synagogue group to all move together to a suburb of a small desert town? I could be a major fan of NOT living in the city. It’s so relaxed, and everyone knows everyone; if you like the people and are very content with yourself, it could be a manageable movement.

Tetis is the place we walked through to get to Ben Gurion. Nahal Havarim is where we walked.... I don't know which one it is!!

I love those dogs. I should have taken pictures.

Eshai said he would give 20 shekels to anyone who jumped in and took a picture with all the soldiers. Lo and behold, we have front-page paper material.

After we came back, there was free time, and dinner. Then off to the races! Or, I mean, the bar with David Broza. For about the first hour we were out on the dance floor in a small group with room to move and groove. Jocelyn is quite the dancer. Oddly enough, I kind of liked David Broza.

Day SIX?? Lost in the Continuum!!

Somewhere around the 6th day we made a warehouse (salvation army style) look like an IKEA store and painted a sign to make it presentable. The concept for this project was the warehouse had many donated items that people walk in and take things and leave a donation of what they think is the appropriate value-- however, if the place doesn't look like a real store, people are more likely to walk in, take what they want, and leave. The guy who runs the warehouse also runs the soup kitchen where we were working, and both are run completely on donations. We ate at the soup kitchen for lunch, and it was nice knowing that even though we were probably eating the better food coming out of there, we (JNF/Kakal) were also contributing a large donation.

In the צהריים we were at the JNF forest cutting down the extra branches of trees and pulling out brush. It is something proven by someone at someplace that trees grow, and when they're too long and touch the ground, it's basically like handing fire a key to the forest and saying "here, take my forest that i spent the last 60 years growing. All yours." Anyway, I got scraped up pretty good. We were vicious. And we found a chameleon.

Aah! It worked! (day 1 of cast iron/travel)

We have arrived in Zurich! Once we get off the plane, my mind immediately goes to food. More specifically, what is there at Zurich? What can be found at the Zurich airport? The one time I am here, I had best take care to notice my surroundings! I stuck my arm out to my friend Ryan, and we walked over to the café together. He was looking for something to jumpstart his Vitamin C, and I was looking forward to a reenactment of my constant cappuccinos in Italy.

For sake of decoration and fitting finger, I was wearing a METALLIC ring on my left hand—specifically, the ring finger. I stuck my arm out for Ryan and he slung it on like a good sport. We meandered to the café and he left me there to get my cappuccino while he searched for airborne. 

There was this lovely man in front of me who I chatted with in a muted sort of way; my ears were still being deprived by the flight—not yet adjusted. We were discussing the currency at Zurich airport; what does CHF mean? CHF stands for the Swiss Frank. My cappuccino was 25 CHF, and I have no idea how that translates to euros or dollars or anything.

He told me afterwards that he was on his way to Saudi Arabia to go to Afghanistan (there MAY have been another transition in-between) for the military. Insensitive as I am, I asked which military; this guy is speaking in a completely American manner, no accent whatsoever; it was horrible, but I realized as soon as I asked it how horribly ignorant I sounded. Mr. ZurichCoffeeMilitaryMan, wherever you are, if you read this please forgive me.

So, I was talking with this guy, right? And he says he needs to get rid of his euros anyways, so he pays 5.5 euros (I guess you can figure out the conversation price from that?) for my coffee, which is so sweet. Here’s the kicker: He asked me, “Would your husband like anything as well?”

Dude. I’m 20. Besides which, I don’t believe marriage is possible for myself with the lifestyle I have chosen to receive. (Didn’t say that last part out loud. Any of that, actually). What I did was murmur something under my breathe similar to “wha??? Husband???? Who????”

Apparently Ryan and I got hitched, yo. Mazel tov.

There was this little kid  on the flight from Zurich to Tel Aviv who was too incredibly adorable. His father raised him up on his shoulders constantly and the little boy would pop open the baggage storage and the expression on his face was “wow!” “I’m superman!”, and basically the cutest guy on the flight. I made funny faces at him for about five minutes before his dad noticed. When he did, he asked if I baby-sat! I said, I’m going to be in Israel for the next six months….

Too bad they live in Canada.


The beginning of Israel


I don't know if this picture will show up, but I think it marks the beginning of my Israel trip quite well. That is my tour guide Eshai/Yishai/EY! standing on the edge of the large Machtesh-- there are three in Israel; the medium sized, the large, and the ginormous. This is only the large one. Standing tentatively on the edge, looking as if he would fall with a breathe of wind on him, but really he has quite sturdy footing because what you don't see is the strong and stable person that we all came to know and love.