I have to say, Michelle Obama is stunning

Random questions...answered. 

As we only have access to FOX News on our TV in the kitchen, I'm listening to the questions that come up..and answering them here. 

1. Who said, "Politics is just hollywood for ugly people"

-Possibly: George Galloway, Paul Begala

2. Who is the band playing at the inauguration?

See below

3. How many bathrooms are in there?

The answer is 34, according to William Seale, a historian who has written about the White House.

4. Wouldn't it be great if the president-elect got lost on the way to the inauguration?

5. I think this is my favourite thing ever:

Dear President Obama,

Here is a list of the first 10 things you should do as President:

1. Fly to the White House in a helicopter.
2. Walk in.
3. Wipe feet.
4. Walk to the Oval Office.
5. Sit down in a chair.
6. Put hand sanitizer on hands.
7. Enjoy moment.
8. Get up.
9. Get in car.
10. Go to the dog pound.

Please enjoy your experience as President.

Sincerely,
Chandler Brown, Age 12, Chicago.

6. Funny thing Obama said:

"I’m here tonight to say a few words about an American hero I have come to know very well and admire very much — Sen. John McCain. And then, according to the rules agreed to by both parties, John will have approximately 30 seconds to make a rebuttal."

7.Gates to the Inaugural Ceremony open at 8 a.m. EST. The inaugural festivities are scheduled to start at 10 a.m. EST on the West Front of the U.S. Capitol. They will include:

• Musical selections of The United States Marine Band, followed by the San Francisco Boys Chorus and the San Francisco Girls Chorus.
• Sen. Dianne Feinstein provides call to order and welcoming remarks.
• Invocation by the Rev. Rick Warren.
• Musical selection of Aretha Franklin.
• Joe Biden will be sworn into office by Supreme Court Justice John Paul Stevens.
• Musical selection of John Williams, composer/arranger with Itzhak Perlman, (violin), Yo-Yo Ma (cello), Gabriela Montero (piano) and Anthony McGill (clarinet).
• Barack Obama will take the Oath of Office, using President Lincoln’s Inaugural Bible, administered by Chief Justice John Roberts. Scheduled around noon.
• Obama gives the inaugural address.
• Poem by Elizabeth Alexander.
• Benediction by Rev. Joseph E. Lowery.
• The National Anthem by The United States Navy Band “Sea Chanters.”

After Obama gives inaugural address, he will escort outgoing PresidentGeorge W. Bush to a departure ceremony before attending a luncheon in the Capitol’s Statuary Hall.

The 56th Inaugural Parade will then make its way down Pennsylvania Avenue from the Capitol to the White House.

8. Facebook statuses of my friends:

Bush.... eventually people will recognize your accomplishments.

Is what a week, eagles lose, and barrack hussein obama is really going to become our president...

is "Rosa sat, so Martin could walk, so Barak could run, so the children can fly" about to watch the Inauguration with my first graders...

is like Sam Jones: I don't believe in the Republican Party or the Democratic Party... I just believe in parties. (SATC).

jill biden is wearing asskicking boots to the inauguration!!

will be glued to CNN while trying to open the yoga studio this morning.

can't wait to be a pawn in the government game. Let's hear it for socialized everything and taxes up the ass!

hopes Barack Obama isn't shot at the inauguration, that'd SUCK.

is BARACK OBAMMMAAA!!! CHANNGEEE!!

is at an inaguration work party.

Back to school and excited for the inauguration.

hopes y'all got your presents and planned your parties for Obama Day!

is wishing i could watch all the inauguration coverage but alas... class.

is so ready for bush to be gone...

is OBAMA.

can't wait to see the Koran that Barack HUSSEIN Obama swears on.

is watching her room mates make truffles. They're being called Barak Balls. Happy Inauguration Day everyone!

WE IN THE WHITE HOUSE NOW, BABY! OBAMA: what is your BBPIN?!

is ready for the first day of a new semester, and more importantly, a new presidency.

is waking up... wait... is there something special about today? hmm.

is rockin' out with his Barack Out.

is ready to watch history. Yay Obama!!!is thinking how great it is to be American today.

is having the best day in eight years. Happy Inauguration, Obama!

is Happy Obama Day!!!

is excited for this inauguration. =) "It's Obama time!"

is good bye Bush!

has class during the inaguration, so not fair!

is standing in line for the inauguration.

is today is one of, if not the most momentous day in our lives.

is glad to see history...

is very ready for a new president.

is inauguration on ben yehuda.

is going to inauguration!!!!!!!

is happy inauguration day!

London is having Obamarama.

is celebrating the end of the Bush era by watching the inauguration today!

9. Hillary looks amazing and ready to rule. Bill: Not so happy. 

10. Link to Obama's Inaugural address:

http://features.csmonitor.com/politics/2009/01/20/official-text-of-president-barack-obamas-inaugural-address/